I don't post much on "pro" sports on this blog as much of that is a waste of other people's time and my money.
However- some well-meaning- but misguided apparent Chefs fan sent me the text of a sign that is supposed to be posted outside Arrowhead stadium.
That sign stated:
“Losers question our qualifications to fix this franchise.
Winners do what we tell them to do to avoid getting fined, cut or losing access to our self-promoting, unenlightening off-the-record conversations.
And in keeping with our tight-lipped approach on talking about in-house matters, we have no comment on Larry Johnson.”
I went looking for THAT sign yesterday- but instead found THIS sign:
"Taxpayers question our worthiness to subsidize this franchise.
Politicians do what we tell them to do to avoid getting campaign contributions reduced- cut or lose access to private suites to view our self-promoting yet unintelligible off-the-wall play calling during games.
And in keeping with our philosophy of gouging the public and holding guessing-games regarding in-house matters- we have no comment about winning ballgames."
Any minute of any day- the LAST sign makes one HELL of a lot more sense than the FIRST sign did....
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