Folks- you're going to LOVE this- and it will COST LESS THAN $1-BILLION!
I propose instead of RISKING $700-BILLION with the greedy fat-cats- the Federal Government will SEND every American- regardless of that Americans' economic status $2-MILLION.
That's right- $2-million of YOUR tax dollars for every man-woman-child and trans-gender in America.
Imagine the immediate boost to the economy. You can SPEND $1-million of that on a fine new home- car and whatever else. Even HEALTH INSURANCE!
THEN- take that 2nd-million and save it- or INVEST it. At a 5% return- that's $50k per year on the million's interest.
The fat-cats at the failed institutions can then take THEIR $2-million and make good some of the weak paper they're trying to foist upon all of us. Or maybe the Feds can just send those peoples' $2-mil to an account to sort out the messes THEY made.
Again- Captain Spaulding's Economic Bailout Plan: $2-million for EVERY American!
The economy will be just fine a month after our checks arrive- Heh.
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