Monday, July 18, 2011

Central States News: Never Hire a Clown To Do A Mime's Job

Americans regularly vote clowns into office- but rarely do they try to hire them to murder someone...


The LINCOLN (NE) JOURNAL-STAR tells us that a Fremont NE man- William Bishop IV- was recently convicted to 9-10 years in prison for trying to hire "a professional clown" to kill Bishop's ex-girlfriend's husband.

The clown went to the police after Bishop propositioned him.

Makes me wonder- if Bishop had tried to hire a mime to do the murder- would the mime have talked?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LMAO thats a good one.

So was the plan to stomp the man to death with oversize shoes?

Maybe a squirting flower loaded with poison.

Well guess this is a story of a clown who tried to hire a clown who wasn't going to clown around.

Honk! Honk! I'm out of here.

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