Toone For The Doodes - "Everything They Say You Are"

Yo guyz-

Have you ever had a gurl you were nuts about- yet she seemed to be nuts for EVERYONE else too?

Have you ever had a woman who thought "faithful" was part of a sign on a Yellowstone geyser?

Done kind of like a big-band number- with a brass line similar to the old tune "The Stripper"- these song lyrics are for such a lady we idiotic guys sometimes get hooked up with...

EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE
(J. BOTEE) ©1978 JOINT AGREEMENT - BoSongs MUSIC COMPANY


I LOVE YOUR TASTE;
A REAL COZY PLACE;
I'M OF A MOOD
WHERE I COULD
THROW YOU ON THE COUCH AND THEN,
KISS AND MAKE OUT,
THRASH ALL ABOUT;
REMOVING ALL DOUBT,
THAT YOU'RE
EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE;


I LOVE YOUR PROSE;
PLEASE HOLD THAT POSE;
LET ME GET THE KODAK
SO I CAN
SAVE IT FOR POSTERITY;

SPRAWLED IN THE SACK,
LOSING ALL TRACK,
THINK I'LL COME BACK:
YOU'RE EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE;


BRIDGE: GOOD LOVE COMES CHEAP,
SAID A MAN ON THE STREET;
FOR THE LIFE OF HIM,
COULD NOT RECALL YOUR NAME;
I MADE FRUITLESS CALLS,
BUT ON BATHROOM WALLS,
WAS THE ADVERTISEMENT
THAT TOLD OF YOUR GAME;


FROM MAINE TO DULUTH,
THE RUMOR IS TRUTH;
YOU COULD MAKE
THE POPE FORGET
HIS VOWS OF CELEBACY;
YOU'VE FOUND A FRIEND,
I'LL BE BACK AT TEN,
TO DISCOVER AGAIN,
YOU'RE EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE.

EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE.



EVERYTHING THEY SAY YOU ARE
©1978 MAY 5, 1978 ... JOINT AGREEMENT - BoSongs MUSIC COMPANY
WORDS & MUSIC: J. BOTEE ... #240.