* RICHMOND-VA - Former Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick has pleaded to his stupidity- and like a full book of Green Stamps- Vick promises to "redeem himself"- whatever the Hell THAT means....
* AUSTIN-TX - A suspect in the Monday morning discovery of 4 persons murdered in a home in N.W. Austin was arrested in Long Island-NY after a brief standoff with police there. The suspect was being questioned in regard to other murders in TX and PA....
* ALBUQUERQUE- NM - Another motorcycle cop in a Dubya motorcade has died of injuries. Rio Rancho motorcycle officer Germaine Casey- 40- died in the crash of his bike at an underground parking garage at the city's airport.
* MINNEAPOLIS-MN - A U.S. senator- Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho- was charged with "disorderly conduct" after being arrested early this month at the MSP airport. No word if any other senators charged with possible job malfeasence..
* JACKSON-MS - Another "research group"- this one called "The Trust for America's Health" says of all 50 states- the people in Mississippi are "the fattest." Strange- I thought all the FATHEADS by far were in D.C....
* WASHINGTON - Now Dubya scrambles to find a non-Bush Administration-corrupted Attorney General. The big money is on Duyba having a swim in De Nile..
* KANSAS CITY - Thousands (well- one anyway) take to their yards on a clear and warm late summer morning to watch the longest total lunar eclipse in several years. Enjoy everybody!.
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