Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Night at the Downtown KC-MO 1000-Room Convention Hotel Opera


(Camera shot of audience members looking at each other)

GM: "Anyone- a show of hands will do..."

(Camera shot of audience members looking at each other)

GM: "Is there anybody at all?"
"A nod- a sneeze- any takers for this 1000 room folly- I mean hotel?"
"You get your own penthouse-walls papered with failed mortgages from bankrupted citizens and fine furniture upholstered in hung foreskins..."

(Camera shot of audience members looking at each other)

GM: "Alrightly now we're getting nowhere!
Okay my last question- how many of you would be interested in building the hotel if you only had to invest half your own dough or less and get a check from the City if not enough cheating spouses are booking enough rooms to keep you solvent- PLUS the penthouse?"

(Camera shot of excited audience- knocking over tables- chairs and each other to get to podium.)
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