Drinking Your Way To A Secure Investment

This was sent to me by one of my regular news tippers (heh):

"If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.


With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.


With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.


But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.


Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.


It's called the 401-Keg."

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