Thursday, June 05, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Storms Cause Elephants To Break Free In Ellisworth-KS



This was reported by KAKE-TV in Wichita within the hour.


Latest report is that "2 circus elephants are running loose in Ellisworth after they were spooked by a severe thunderstorm and warning sirens."

I've heard it all now- elephants loose in a Kansas town.

As Captain Spaulding- the fearless African explorer- I volunteer to corral these beasts.

I may have trouble removing their tusks however and may be forced to transport them to Alabama where the Tuscaloosa.


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