Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Chimpanzees On Xanax



I tried a Xanax once- when it wore off I got moody and agitated and vowed never to take one of those damn pills again and haven't.


A few days ago a "trained" chimp in Connecticut was reportedly given a Xanax and proceeded to tear the face off a friend of the chimp's owner- according to news stories about the incident.

A cop shot the chimp dead when the crazed animal tried to get into their patrol car.

Moral of story: Avoid Xanax whenever possible- and DON"T feed the shitty drug to animals!
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