AP: "Australian PM Promises Greenhouse Target"

Prime Minister John Howard has said he will use chlorofluorocarboned spray-paint and non bio-degradable plastics to paint massive targets on top of Australian greenhouses.

Afterwards - the Australian and U.S. Air Force will use the greenhouses for bombing practice.

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Okay I'm kidding - here's the REAL AP story from Down Undah.
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