Illegal Immigrants Having Their Children Smuggled Into U.S.

This is a surprise? If mom & dad are here - why not the children? Aunts & Uncles? Fifth cousins 14-times removed?

Law-abiding Americans have to wait until retirement it seems to even get a passport.
Well this traveller has seen the light.

Just hire some woman and get me a Volkswagon-sized baby stroller and plop myself in it.

"Passport? Why Mr. Customs man- he's only a baby" "Baby ma'am? With a moustache?"

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