Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Country Saxophonist Boots Randolph Dead At 80

His big hit was 1963's "Yakety Sax" which- I believe- was the British comic Benny Hill's TV show theme song.

Boots recorded more than 40 albums- many instrumental covers of country songs.

Mr. Randolph suffered a stroke in Nashville- the town he helped make famous- on June 25 and family removed life support Tuesday.
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Groucho's Happy Birthday America Song

I've been blasting this out every 4th of July this century (look to D.C. for reason)- still as fresh as ever.

This time Groucho dedicates an oldie but goody by CHICAGO --- 'Harry Truman' to all his fellow patriots.



America needs you
Harry Truman,
Harry could you please come home?
Things are looking bad,
I know you would be mad,
To see your favorite men
Prevail upon the land you love;

America's wondering
How we got here?
Harry all we get is lies;
Were gettin safer cars,
And rocket ships to Mars,
From men who'd sell us out
To get themselves a piece of power;

We'd love to hear you speak your mind
In plain and simple ways;
Call a spade a spade
Just like you did back in the day;
You would play piano,
Each morning walk a mile,
Speak of what was going down
With honesty and style;

America's calling
Harry Truman,
Harry you knew what to do;
The world is turnin' round and losin' lots of ground,
Oh Harry is there something we can do to save the land we love,
Oh woah woah woah;

America's calling
Harry Truman,
Harry you knew what to do
The world is turnin round
And losin lots of ground
Harry is there something we can do to save the land we love,
Oh!
Harry is there something we can do to save the land we love,
Harry!
Harry is there something we can do to save the land we love.
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"Travelling Tuberculosis Man" Had Lesser Strain Of The Disease

Just when the PH and iP factors start wearing off the newscasts- after all the hype- after all the concern- outright panic among some- the lawyer who was isolated by the UCSA government for a bad strain of TB turns out to have a lesser-bad strain.
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Kansas Floods Moving Into Truman-Oologah Lakes


Needless to say- there shouldn't be ANY recreational boating on at least two regional flood-control lakes on July 4.

Truman Lake's dam at Warsaw-MO is holding back the record floodwaters from the Big Creek- Marais des Cygnes and Little Osage rivers- as well as major floods on the South Grand and Marmaton rivers.

Here's the present Truman Lake level:


Next is a map of Truman Lake.The light blue is the lake at normal "conservation pool" or level. I have filled- in darker blue- the additional land set aside for flood control that would be flooded if the lake reaches it's maximum flood-control pool of 639 feet.



Northeast of Tulsa-OK- the Army Corps of Engineer's Oologah Lake is catching the record floodwaters (and the spilled 42000-gallons of Coffeyville oil) from the Verdigris River.

The Verdigris crested at 3 pm yesterday at Lanapah-OK- the last river gage before the lake- at 42.89 feet.

The chart below is a 3-day comparison of the lake level- the flood inflow into (huge) and floodgate discharges (small) out of the lake.

This lake is rising at about .2 of a foot per hour - or a foot every 5 hours and is less than 4 feet from the listed top of Oologah's maximum flood storage capacity.


Oologah Lake
Flood Control Pool: Bottom = 638.00, Top = 661.00


ELEVATION STORAGE INFLOW RELEASE
FEET ACFT CFS CFS
(CDT)
06/30 10:00 647.39 891175 47373 0
07/01 10:00 649.76 990014 48356 0
07/02 10:00 652.10 1093401 101203 21010
07/03 09:00 656.84 1325256 156647 25309
07/03 10:00 657.04 1335662 ---- ----



There are some indications a cool front moving southward into the Kansas City MetroRegion tomorrow (July 4) could slow down or hang up for a day or two south of us- which could be the focus for additional rains.

This will be monitored closely and reported here.

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A Songbird Dies- Miss Beverly Sills

I credit this wonderful lady for teaching me that opera was so much more than a big lady singing notes so high windows a block away would shatter.



Thanks for all the great music Miss Sills- goodbye and Rest In Peace....
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Cartoons




A "Doctor Of Love" Dedication


(Scene fade back to 1968)

Doctor Of Love: "This one's going out to a lovely lady in Edmonton- Alberta- Canada from a teenaged weather guy in Kansas City- Missouri- USA.












Weird dedication - he says "Stay beautiful Songbird and we'll meet in about 37 years!""

"Ha-Ha! From the KC weather guy to Edmonton's songbird- The Doctor spins The Monkees and their latest ditty roaring up the charts- Daydream Believer."



Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings,
Of the (song)bird as she sings,
The six o'clock alarm would never ring;
Whoops- it rings, and I rise,
Wipe the sleep out of my eyes,
My shavin' razors' cold and it stings;

Cheer up, sleepy Jean,
Oh, what can it mean,.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen;

You once thought of me
As a white knight on a steed,
Now you know how happy I can be;
Oh, and our good times starts and ends
Without dollar one to spend,
But how much, baby, do we really need?

Cheer up, sleepy Jean,
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer,
And a homecoming queen?

Cheer up, sleepy Jean.
Oh, what can it mean
To a daydream believer,
And a homecoming queen?

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An Enjoyable And Safe Independence Day To All

Whether you are celebrating America's birthday or simply enjoying a day off from work in the middle of the week- I wish all you readers a very fine July 4.

I SHALL update the weather here tomorrow- but no posts about Dubya and his shenanigans- I wanna ENJOY the holiday...

Peace!
-Groucho
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KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: "Slight Chance" of Severe Thunderstorms July 4


Don't shoot the messenger- I too have plans for a cook-out and watching a cool fireworks show Wednesday evening at Lake Tapawingo (all are welcome too).

The graphic below (click to enlarge) tells the story though. A cool front will be in our area late tomorrow and this will trigger showers and thunderstorms in our warm and VERY humid atmosphere.

The NWS' Storm Prediction Center (SPC) has moved the "slight risk" area further westward since yesterday's forecast and I concur with possibly a scattered line of strong storms developing Wed. evening and moving through.

So far- no indications of flooding rains- but the stronger thunderstorms will produce torrential rains while they are overhead with caution to those living in the southern half of the KC Metro where soils are saturated.

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China Removes Bad Food From It's Grocery Shelves

Now it's kid's snacks found to contain harmful additives.

At least there are no indications that any of that bad stuff made it out of China but really- those people are having some SERIOUS problems when it comes to producing healthy food.
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Proof Again - Dubya's Administration Is Above American Law

If this guy's commuting of one of his cronies CONVICTED BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS does not make you angry about this Administration- nothing will.

And you know what? Why the HELL bother with jury duty when jury verdicts get overturned and/or thrown out often?

Why have respect for law in this country? Someone clue me in- please.

I've had it. Dubya's destroying every GOOD thing America's ever stood for. I'm saving to move out....
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Kansas- Missouri Flood Crests Moving Downriver


Stages continue to fall along the Marais des Cygnes river as the flood crest has now entered the upper reaches of the Osage River above Truman Reservoir.

Down south water remains high. Officials continue to watch an oil slick produced by 42000 gallons of oil spilled into floodwaters in Coffeyville-KS..

Those official CLAIM the oil "will dissipate" before it reaches Oologah reservoir northeast of Tulsa-OK.. However no doubt hundreds of flooded structures also contaminated by the leaked oil will have to be demolished.

No rain in the forecast for any of the flooded areas until late Wednesday or early Thusrday and certainly no rain amounts like 5 days ago.

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Monday, July 02, 2007

The Cheap Award: Man Returns $17000 - Gets $32 Reward

SO goes the honesty of a Phillipines taxi driver- Iluminado Boc.

He finds the 17K someone left in his taxi. Even though the poor smuck had an ill wife and overdue rent- he gives the found booty to the police in Tagbilaran City.

Even though the article states that Mr. Boc's reward of $32 "was 7 times what taxi drivers make in one day"- the least the cheap-assed person could have done was give Mr. Boc one-percent as a reward- or $170.
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Floodwaters Will Fill Truman Lake- Lake Texoma's Full

All this water from the major flooding in our southern MetroRegion is emptying into the Truman flood-control reservoir above the Lake of the Ozarks on the Osage River.

You can see by the graph below how the lake level has risen by more than 10 feet since June 25- with the bulk of the floodwaters still upstream.


Related to flood-control projects stretched to their capacity by the record Central U.S. rains- the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers projected massive Lake Texoma- which is on the Red River at the Oklahoma-Texas state line- would crest at 640 feet on Thursday and send water over its spillway- producing major flooding downstream.

"The spillway has been used only twice - in 1957 and 1990"- according to the Associated Press story.
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Heavy Rain Worries Shifts Back To Texas


A pesky mid-atmospheric-level low pressure area that has caused deadly and devasting rains and flooding from the Texas Gulf coast northward to the Interstate-70 corridor in Kansas and Missouri continues to meander- southwestward now.

It should not move back this way- but we'll have a front moving down to possibly mess up the fireworks on the Fourth of July with possible strong thunderstorms.

The below visible satellite and radar image depicts today's good weather news/bad weather news: the good is a massive storm cluster is just southwest of and moving away from flood-ravaged Wichita Falls-TX..

The bad is this cluster is moving southward into the Colorado River basins hit hard by floods 10 days ago.


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"How High's The Water Mama?"

Just to illustrate how massive this flood on the Marais des Cygnes really is- the 9 am flow comparison of the Missouri River at the Hannibal Bridge in Kansas City- stage of 12.04 feet and flowing past the gage at a rate of 51400 cubic feet per second (cfs).

Almost 50 miles due south also near the Kansas-Missouri state line southeast of Trading Post-KS- the Marais des Cygnes River's flow was more than 3 times the rate of the Missouri: 156000 cfs and a stage of 38.82 feet - and rising.
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Large Part Of Coffeyville-KS Ruined By Floodwaters And Oil Leak


Here's the story- compliments of Sunday's The COFFEYVILLE JOURNAL.


Thousands Displaced, East Coffeyville Submerged

Joseph Thomas

COFFEYVILLE, Kan. — Between 2,500 and 3,000 Coffeyville residents are now displaced. Some have found homes with family members, others are residing in temporary shelters, and more are searching for answers or are deep in prayer. Over 50 rescues have occurred, and many more public service calls were handled to ensure people were evacuated safely. Aaron Phillips of the American Red Cross reported 141 individuals sheltered in the Coffeyville area, and numerous others in the county and surrounding counties. “Everything went really well with the shelters,” he said.

It’s not over yet. The river crested at 30.2 feet as of 2:30 p.m. Sunday, 3.7 feet above the levee’s level at 26.5 feet. It is projected to continue rising.

“The water levels in town will continue to rise,” said Jeff Morris, Cty Manager. This is the factor affecting Coffeyville residents, and the water will be here for a few days. The water flowing over the levee is pouring into Coffeyville, and until the river drops below 26.5 feet, the water within the city cannot be pumped out.

Residents are not permitted into homes west of Patterson Boulevard. Police are stationed at intersections and can ticket individuals who attempt to avoid the barricades or officers. “The city of Coffeyville has been conducting evacuation and rescue operations since approximately 2100 hours,” or 11 p.m. Saturday, the city Emergency Operations Center reported in a release Sunday.

The river level is not the only concern. The standing and flowing water is dangerous. Fire Department Captain James Grimmett reported the Corps of Engineers reported the levees were strong and the water was overtopping the levees, not flowing through a weakened or broken levee.

Polluted water is also a significant issue. “The flood water is polluted and children should not be allowed to play in the flood water,” the EOC said. Coffeyville Fire Chief Greg Allen confirmed a hydrocarbon release into the flood waters. “We don’t know the quantity or the source,” he said. The pollutants as well as potential disease were both causes for concern for those that have been in the flood waters."

Coffeyville Resources reported they were the source of the hydrocarbon spill and the company has shut down operations at its refinery and nitrogen fertilizer plant in Coffeyville, stated Angie Dasbach, Director of Corporate Affairs for Coffeyville Resources. “The company is monitoring the situation and will resume operations only when it is safe to do so,” Dasbach said. “As part of its response to the flooding, Coffeyville Resources is working to contain what appears to be about 1,000 barrels of crude oil that overflowed from a storage tank on the north end of the property. The majority of the overflow is contained within the facility boundaries at the present time. The company is also reporting a small ammonia release to the atmosphere and believes there to be no threat to the immediate community,” Dasbach continued.

County Health Director Ruth Bardwell advised that people who had been in the water should seek out her office, at 908 Walnut, if they had not had a tetanus shot within the past five years. She warned that if a person had an open wound or cut, the booster needs to be administered within 72 hours if exposed to the water. Additionally, people who need medications should contact the Red Cross, not the hospital.

The city’s water supply is safe to drink. However, the city encourages everyone to conserve drinking water. The pumps at the Water Treatment Plant went offline Sunday afternoon, and can not be turned on again until the river level drops below the levee. “Citizens should also ensure they have an adequate supply of drinking water in reserve for all members of their family,” the city advised. There is a fresh water reservoir for the city which is estimated to be able to last three days, as long as people conserve water.

The Wastewater Treatment Plant went offline around 3 a.m., but does not affect Coffeyville’s drinking water supply.

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KANSAS CITY MetroRegion NEWS: Flood Crest Past Osawatomie- At La Cygne-KS


Below are the latest NWS River Forecast Center flood graphics- click HERE to view them or for personal future reference.

The first one is Osawatomie showing the stage on the Marais des Cygnes River at 48.17 feet - down from the maximum recorded stage of 49.19 - or 1.11 feet below the 1951 all-time record of 50.3 feet.


The next image is downstream along the Marais- the small community of La Cygne in northeastern Linn County-KS.. Here- the river appears to have crested at 36.07 feet at 5 am this morning- or only 0.12 of a foot below their 1951 record crest of 36.19 feet.


Still of concern are the two major highways going south from Kansas City.


U.S. 69 remains closed- covered for miles by floodwater south of Miami County-KS..

Television news helicopter video shows U.S. 71 now resembling a causeway over a 5-mile long lake from floodwaters of the Marais des Cygnes- Marmaton and Little Osage rivers in southern Bates and northern Vernon Counties Missouri- 50 to 75 miles south of Downtown K.C..

U.S. 71 is still open- according to a call to the MO Highway Patrol- but "water is nearing the roadway in several places" a trooper said.

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"Stuck Between The Trans-Fat And New York City"

I swear- the 'nanny factor' in this country is becoming almost unbearable. There are too damn many people worried about what other people put into their bodies!


I suppose NYC and these other places now have "trans-fat police."

Please- give me and millions of other Americans a freaking break you nannies out there! Worry about your own selves- I don't HAVE any medical insurance to run your cost up anyway.
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ATT Still Sucks

People spent their time standing in line & paying out the nose for these "iPhones"- another pain-in-the-ass invention intended to replace a simple cellular phone.

Now it's reported many of those people couldn't get into AT&T to activate their phones.

Not surprising- I dealt with AT&T's customer service around the turn of the century and after the most RUDE "customer service" I ever received from ANY company- I won't give AT&T so much as the time of day.

Anyone who deals with AT&T for anything kind of deserves what they get....
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"Like A Candle In The Wind..."

The 10th anniversary of Princess Diana of Wales' untimely death was celebrated Sunday with a gala concert featuring acts such as Elton John (of course)- Nelly Furtado and Rod Stewart.

A big part of that celebration was Diana's two sons- Princes William & Harry.An estimated 65000 watched the performances in Wembley Stadium and many millions more watched worldwide on TV.
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DOH - Some 7-11 Stores Are Now Kwik-E-Marts

Like General Motors is hyping their sponsorship of the movie "Transformers" to death- expect more of same (unless like me you turn your TV OFF) from the 7-11 convenience store chain and their sponsorship of "The Simpsons Movie"- due out soon.

It fact- 7-11 has renamed 11 of their stores "Kwik-E-Marts" after that famous store on the Simpson's TV show.

No word on whether the people that work at those stores have to rename themselves "Abu."
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Correct Way To Say "Verdigris"

You can sure tell the TV and radio people not from this part of the country- trying to pronounce towns and rivers- incorrectly.

The river that inundated Independence & Coffeyville-KS is pronounced "Ver-dig-ree."

I've called my employer twice to tell them the correct way to say it- but apparently a big gap between the desk phones and the Teleprompter.

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Five American Servicepeople Killed Sunday In Iraq

So much for the Wrath of Nature- Now back to the world of man...

Five more American military died in Iraq Sunday. The death toll is now at an AP-estimated 3582 Americans in a "war" that never should have been.
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Flood Crest Passing Osawatomie-KS

According to the latest river gauge readings- the Marais des Cygne River has crested early Monday morning at the flood-embattled city of Osawatomie in Miami County.

The highest crest was at 1 am- when the river reached 49.19 feet. The record crest was in 1951 at 50.3 feet and the top of the levee system is 51 feet.

Many of the 4600 residents of Osawatomie remain evacuated and parts of town are under water after a levee on Pottawatomie Creek on the southern border of the town was overtopped.

The highest flood crest on the Marais des Cygne in 56 years is moving toward La Cygne and Trading Post in Linn County- KS..

U.S. 69 remains closed in Linn County and busy U.S. 71- 20 miles east- is threatened as well by floodwaters.
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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Osawatomie-KS On The Verge Of Devastation By Floodwaters


The results of nearly 2 feet of rain over 3 days are wreaking havoc over Eastern and Southeastern Kansas. A near-record flood crest has passed Ottawa-KS- about 20 miles upriver from Osawatomie.

The city of Osawatomie has issued a "mandatory evacuation" for all residents "east of 12th Street"- or 2/3 of the city of 4600 people.

A record flood crest on Pottawatomie Creek that runs along the southern edge of Osawatomie topped the levees just before noon.

The flood crests on the Pottawatomie and the Marais des Cygnes are meeting at Osawatomie. Water levels are rising about four-tenths of a foot per hour.
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Latest NWS River Reading at Osawatomie-KS


As you see by the graphic below- the Marais des Cygnes River in Osawatomie is now at 48.23 feet- up from 47.48 feet at 1:15pm and now 2.07 feet below the record flood crest of 50.3 set on July 12- 1951 (the day before Kansas City's massive 1951 Kansas River flood began).


The river is also within 2.77 feet of reaching the top of the levee system protecting Osawatomie. Much of that city of 4600 people would be flooded if the levee is topped.

Emergency operations and voluntary evacuations continue in Osawatomie.
Possible looting reported in the 1100 blocks of North 4th and 5th Streets reported at 4:54 pm..

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Latest NWS Flood Stage - Info At Osawatomie-KS

Osawatomie-KS info and images From NWS River Forecast Center.

River Gauge Location


River Gauge Reading at 1315 CDT - Sunday - (Almost 47.5 feet and still rising - the 2nd highest flood of record by 3 feet in Osawatomie).

Historical Crests
(1) 50.30 ft on 07/12/1951
(2) 44.32 ft on 11/18/1928
(3) 43.30 ft on 11/03/1998
(4) 42.70 ft on 04/24/1944
(5) 42.48 ft on 06/03/1935

51.0 THE LEVEE AT OSAWATOMIE IS OVERTOPPED. WIDESPREAD FLOODING OF HOMES- BUSINESSES- AND ROADS BEHIND THE LEVEE OCCURS.

43.0 THE MISSOURI-PACIFIC RAILROAD TRACKS WILL BE OVERTOPPED BY FLOOD WATERS.

39.0 MANY ROADS IN THE VICINITY OF OSAWATOMIE ARE UNDER WATER. THE WATER ALSO REACHES THE BOTTOM OF THE MISSOURI-PACIFIC RAILROAD BRIDGE.

31.0 347TH ROAD...MAIN STREET...EAST OF HIGHWAY 169 IS UNDER WATER.

28.0 LOW-LYING AREAS ALONG THE RIVER BEGIN TO FLOOD.

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Request For Reader Information on Flooding

Help out the readers in our area and nationwide on this serious flooding in Kansas and Missouri.

Anyone living in or near the flooded areas and have reports on flooding- evacuations and/or rainfall in your area - please click and "voice your opinion on the subject."

TIA-
Groucho

KANSAS CITY MetroRegion BREAKING NEWS: Battle With Floodwater Continues In Osawatomie-KS.

The drama continues into early Sunday afternoon- as levees protecting this southwestern Miami County city are being sandbagged in attempt to keep back the near-record flood on the Pottawatomie Creek meeting the already-flooded Marais des Cygnes River (Click on and refer to Google map/sat hybrid image below). It sounds like the floodwaters have won in some areas of the city.

It's unknown how many in that city of 4600 residents have evacuated their homes. Businesses are heard evacuating equipment from threatened areas.


Most of the Marais des Cygne watershed- below Pomona and Melvern flood-control dams as well as Pottawatomie Creek watershed recorded from 11 to 20 inches of rain the past 3 days.

Also threatened downstream from Osawatomie is the Linn County towns of La Cygne and Trading Post.

U.S. 69 remains closed in Linn County- and U.S. 71 is threatened 20 miles east across the Missouri state line between Butler and Nevada. U.S. 54 is also closed west of Nevada

All the heavier rain has now moved south of these areas. Of concern now is heavy rain in already record-flooded Independence & Coffeyville-KS. near the Oklahoma border.

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KANSAS CITY MetroRegion BREAKING NEWS: Flood Evacuations Continue In Miami and Linn Counties Kansas


Evacuations have been carried out of residents in and near Osawatomie and La Cygne-KS this Sunday morning.

It is not known the number of people evacuated around Osawatomie- but Miami County has emergency operations in progress for the flooded areas.

A major flood from up to 20 inches of rain over 3 days in Anderson County poured into Pottawatomie Creek and it met the swollen Marais des Cygnes River at Osawatomie early this morning (see map below).


At least 25 homes were reported evacuated- 15 were flooded by Pottawatomie Creek in the tiny town of Lane-KS in extreme southeastern Franklin County at 8:30 am this morning.

Linn County-KS has mobilized their volunteer fire departments to assist in evacuations near La Cygne and the tiny town of Trading Post is threatened by floodwaters from the Marais des Cygne as well..

Floodwaters are also affecting Bates and Vernon Counties in West Central Missouri where boats were just requested by the MO Highway Patrol.

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The Kansas City MetroRegion Overnight News and Weather Report - Sunday, July 01, 2007

** THREE STABBED- ONE SHOT OVERNIGHT **
Three people- including an 18-year-old male- suffered serious injuries from a stabbing in the 200 block of North Ash in Independence-MO early Sunday morning.
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Just before 2 am- a woman in the 4900 block of SOuth Benton called KC-MO police and told them her husband had been shot.
The victim was taken to an area trauma center with non life-threatening wounds. There was no suspect information.
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** KC-MO POLICE "OPERATION 100" OVERNIGHT **

... This began around 2:20 am in the 1500 block of East 42nd Street in Midtown. Police wanted a "male suspect" in a house that contained at least 5 adults and 4 children.
Those in the house came out and surrendered over the next hour and the SWAT-type operation concluded around 3:45 am without injury.
Police didn't say what the "male suspect" was wanted for.
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<><><>OVERNIGHT WEATHER<><><>

The upper-level low pressure responsible for all the deadly and damaging flooding from Texas northward into the Kansas City MetroRegion is showing signs of moving away- from us anyway.

See future and previous bulletins on this Web site on the on-going flooding.

With all the wet ground- any sun that shines should billow up a few showers and storms- but we WILL see some sun and more-normal temperatures through Wednesday- July 4.

Independence Day fireworks may have to compete with Mother Nature's fireworks.
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First with Metro Kansas City Breaking News - NBC41 ACTION NEWS.
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KANSAS CITY WEATHER UPDATE: Short List Of Major Roads Closed By Flooding


This from recent NWS reports:

0530 CDT- U.S. 69 CLOSED NEAR LA CYGNE IN LINN COUNTY- KS..
U.S. 169 CLOSED NEAR LANE IN EXTREME SOUTHWESTERN MIAMI COUNTY- KS..

0457 CDT - A 4 MILE STRETCH OF KANSAS HIGHWAY (K-) 68 IS CLOSED WEST OF OTTAWA DUE TO WATER OVER THE ROADWAY.

0355 CDT- MAJOR FLASH FLOODING ON (U.S.) HIGHWAY 59 WITH WATER LITERALLY POURING ACROSS THE HIGHWAY INTO ERIE (KS).


0350 CDT- (U.S.) HIGHWAY 169 CLOSED FROM GARNETT TO CHANUTE.
(U.S.) HIGHWAY 54 CLOSED FROM IOLA TO YATES CENTER.

0350 CDT- MAJOR FLASH FLOODING IN SOUTHWEST IOLA-KS WITH MOST ROADS BARRICADED.


THE FOLLOWING LOCATION CONTINUES TO GET RAIN SINCE THIS REPORT: 0421 PM (SATURDAY) RAINFALL TOTAL THE PAST THREE DAYS AT A GAUGE 1 MILE NORTH OF COLONY-KS- 17.60-INCHES. COLONY IS IN SOUTHERN ANDERSON COUNTY.

The radar image below is almost exactly 21 hours since the last indicated-precipitation map was posted. Many of the areas covered by white has at least 13 inches. Most locations have exceeded the top of the NWS radar-indicated rainfall scale.

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Canadian Sunset

A most beautiful shot at midnight Kansas City time from Vancouver- British Columbia- Canada out over the Strait of Georgia with Vancouver Island in the distance.

Many thanks as usual to www.katcam.ca for the lovely image.
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KANSAS CITY'S BREAKING WEATHER: MAJOR TO RECORD FLOODING IN WESTERN MISSOURI AND EASTERN KANSAS

Record flooding is forecast on several rivers south of the Kansas City MetroRegion - The Big Creek at Blairstown in extreme northwestern Henry County-MO being the closest.

Levees in the small southeastern Kansas city of Independence are in threat of being overtopped by the raging Verdigris River. A record flood crest is also expected in Coffeyville-KS..

This bulletin just in from the NWS office in Topeka - concerning all of ANDERSON COUNTY south of Ottawa-KS:

FLOOD WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE TOPEKA KS
1212 AM CDT SUN JUL 1 2007

KSC003-011300-
1212 AM CDT SUN JUL 1 2007

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN TOPEKA HAS ISSUED A

* FLOOD WARNING FOR...
ANDERSON COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS...

* UNTIL 800 AM CDT

* AT 1206 AM CDT...LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT REPORTED ALL ROADS ENTERING ANDERSON COUNTY HAVE BEEN CLOSED DUE TO HIGH WATER OVER THE ROADWAYS.

ONE WATER RESCUE WAS ONGOING IN A PORTION OF THE COUNTY.

ANDERSON COUNTY ADVISES INDIVIDUALS WITHIN THE COUNTY TO REMAIN OFF THE ROADS DUE TO WIDESPREAD IMPASSABLE WATER COVERED ROADS THROUGHOUT THE COUNTY. MEASURED STORM TOTAL PRECIPITATION AMOUNTS HAVE BEEN REPORTED AS HIGH AS 20 INCHES WITHIN THE LAST 65 HOURS.
ANY ADDITIONAL RAINFALL WILL CONTINUE TO AGGRAVATE THE FLOODING SITUATION.


* LOCATIONS IMPACTED INCLUDE...
COLONY... GARNETT... GREELEY... HARRIS... KINCAID... WESTPHALIA... LONE ELM...

EXCESSIVE RUNOFF FROM EARLIER HEAVY RAINFALL WILL CONTINUE TO CAUSE ELEVATED LEVELS ON SMALL CREEKS AND STREAMS...AND PONDING OF WATER ON COUNTRY ROADS AND FARMLAND ALONG THE BANKS OF CREEKS AND STREAMS.

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ALL PEOPLE travelling south from Kansas City will encounter flooding. U.S. 69 is closed at Fort Scott-KS and it's possible U.S. 71 could be closed in Bates and/or Vernon Counties-MO as the rain continues in those areas.

THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS AND POTENTIALLY DEADLY FLOODING SITUATION IN WESTERN AND SOUTHWESTERN MISSOURI AND EASTERN AND SOUTHEASTERN KANSAS!
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Captain America Buried

It's kind of ironic- the Nation's dying and one of the guys who fought for it's ideals dies too.

That Marvel Comics character that battled evil and espoused The American Way (which we've lost) Captain America was killed off and buried by Marvel.

Captain America is only among the first to die as America is overrun by corporate interests and politicians lining their own pockets.

R.I.P Captain....
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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Some In Medical Industry Take Umbrage To Moore's 'Sicko'

I hope Michael Moore's new motion picture 'Sicko' doesn't do for the medical industry what 'Fahrenheit 9-11' did for Dubya's election campaign.

9-11 tried to wake the people in this country UP and all it got us was the election of one of the worst presidents and Administration in this nation's history.

You KNEW the medical industry would try to debunk the assertions Moore makes in the movie.
Like figures. They say Moore's a million or 5 too high on his estimates.

If you are like me and millions like me with no health insurance- the only numbers that matter are those associated with a hospital bill we can't afford.

Do the poor have as much right to live as the rich or not?
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Parents Getting Involved In Their Children's Lives

A Palmdale-California mother sure did.

She reportedly drove her son's friends to the house of a rival gang member. One of her son's friends emptied 3 shots into that house and Mom drove them all away.
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Afghani Dead- More Dead In Iraq - Dubya Asks For Patience

Or did he mean patients? As in more maimed American service people as his Desert Vietnam Folly plays on?

The AP wire is hot with news from Iraq and Afghanistan today.

The military says as many as "26" people were killed in their on-going sweeps- this one in Sadr City. However the people who live there and becoming increasingly hostile to our occupation- says "8 civilians" were killed in their homes during the siege.

Hey- collateral casualties in soldier-speak.

In other soldier-speak- it's claimed another American-led airstrike in southern Afghanistan has killed or wounded as many as 30 civilians - "including women and children." It was not reported if Osama Bin Laden was among the casualties.

If you can't win their hearts and minds- blow them up I guess....
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Great Britain Reels From Near-Misses

Scotland Yard is intently searching for the suspects who left 2 vehicles laden with explosives in London yesterday.

And a new report just in from Glasgow-Scotland is possibly someone tried to drive into one of the terminals at Glasgow International Airport.
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KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: Rain Continues


As if you didn't know stepping out- the Heartland's version of a tropical rain region. I've had more than 3.5-inches of rain northeast of the Grandview Triangle since Wednesday and it's still coming down- fortunately most has been at a somewhat soaking rate rather than in torrents.

The comparative map images below- taken almost exactly 29 hours apart- tell the story. They are radar-indicated areas of accumulated rainfall since Wednesday. Inside the white areas are scattered indicated 13-inch amount storm totals.
(Click on the maps to enlarge and or save them to your personal files.)
0340 CDT - June 29

0835 CDT - June 30

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Mayor Funkhouser's "Notes From Funk's Front Porch" IV

Welcome to Funk's Front Porch

29 June 2007

Dear Folks,

Our very own Joe Miller is receiving yet another award for his book, Cross-X – this time the 2006 Harry Chapin Media Award, which honors journalists for outstanding coverage that positively impacts hunger, poverty and self-reliance. In case you haven’t heard, Joe’s book is about the debate team at an inner city school in Kansas City, Central High. It chronicles the members of the team who overcome the challenges of their troubled neighborhoods and sometimes-traumatic home lives to succeed on the national debate scene. The book has also been optioned by Lifetime to be made into a movie in the near future. Is the Mayor’s office fortunate or what for having such a genius on our staff?

Funk was in Nashville this week to give the keynote address to eighteen hundred auditors from around the country. Funk is in high demand for speaking engagements with audit groups these days, as it is highly unusual to go from being Auditor to Mayor. This group was extra special though, because Nashville is where he got his start in auditing and the session where he gave the keynote speech honored his old boss, Comptroller General Snodgrass, who must be 95 years old by now. It was very moving for Funk to be back in his old stomping grounds and to be amongst people who are so proud of his accomplishments, not only personally, but on a professional level as well.

We are moving slowly towards beginning our bi-weekly, call-in television talk show. The show will augment the Town Hall meetings, giving citizens a chance to attend a Town Hall-like meeting without leaving the comfort of their home. At the Town Hall meetings, Funk usually speaks for 15 minutes, and follows up with 45 minutes of questions and answers. The call-in talk show will follow a somewhat similar format. We are all very excited to begin this next phase of communication on a much larger scale with the people of our city.

Funk is working hard toward meeting the ten priorities that he set for himself for his term as Mayor. He even has them listed on the back of his business cards. They are as follows:

1. Establishing a good working relationship with the Council
2. Getting the City’s finances in order
3. Making downtown work
4. Tending to our neighborhoods
5. Implementing the Housing Policy task force recommendations
6. Improving the perception and the reality of public education in Kansas City
7. Reducing Crime
8. Repairing our sewer systems
9. Establishing an excellent regional transit system, which includes light rail
10. Improving citizen satisfaction with City services

Funk feels that excelling in these areas is the real means by which you can judge his performance. I will be posting these priorities at the end of each newsletter so that we can all keep our eye on the task at hand.

We bid you a beautiful summer week.

All the best,
Gloria & Mark

You can respond to this newsletter either at
funksfrontporch@gmail.com or at mayor@kcmo.org.

The Kansas City MetroRegion Overnight News and Weather Report - Saturday, June 30, 2007

*** ONE DEAD IN NORTHEASTERN INDEPENDENCE-MO WRECK ***
The call came in around 2:30 am Saturday morning to the 26900 block of East U.S. 24- in the westbound lanes- where a one-vehicle wreck had occurred.

Firefighters arrived and did C.P.R. on the driver until AMR-EMS contacted Centerpoint Med Center's E-R and were authorized to stop the CPR.

No other details yet.
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**FOUR SAVED IN CASS COUNTY-MO HIGH WATER RESCUE**

... At 1:39 am- Cass county emergency services dispatched a ladder truck from Harrisonville to assist on a high water rescue in the eastern part of the county.

According to all reports in- four people in a pickup truck apparently drove into floodwaters from Big Creek- on East 239th Street near Old Drum Road.

The ladder truck couldn't get to the victims- and help is soon sent from neighboring Johnson county-MO..

At 2:21 am- two of the four persons are rescued. One of them is taken to Cass County Med Center afterwards. At 4:14 am and with still-rising water- the other 2 occupants of the truck are brought safely to dryer ground.
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<><><>OVERNIGHT WEATHER<><><>


The rain that had tapered off to sprinkles late Friday night was increasing in intensity by dawn across Johnson and Miami counties Kansas and Cass County Missouri.

Many streams and rivers- in Cass and Johnson counties in MO- and Miami and Linn counties KS- are at or above flood stage.

A general flood warning continues today for all Metro K.C. counties along and south of I-70.

Rain- heavy at times- will continue today generally near and south of Interstate 70.

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First with Metro Kansas City Breaking News - NBC41 ACTION NEWS.
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New Indiana Law Requires Weather Radios In Mobile Homes

I have been reading about this law on a "storm chaser" mailing list I subscribe to. It was my understanding from the dialogue there that Indiana would require NEW mobile homes sold after the law went into effect to have the radios.


Even with the broadcast warning most noted- the majority of trailer parks in Indiana do not have storm shelters.

I wryly noted that the best you should expect the government to do is warn you your ass is in peril.

HOW you protect your backside is YOUR problem.
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Lake Tahoe-CA Fire "70-Percent Contained"

It has also been determined that "an illegal campfire" started the wildfire that has destroyed several hundred buildings but fortunately has taken no human lives.
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Amusement Park Ride Kills 1 Near New York City

The "woman in her 20's" was killed at "Playland" amusement park in Rye-NY which is north of NYC.

The ride the woman was killed on was "The Mind Scrambler"- an indoor ride where gondolas rotate while going in a circle.

It's reportedly the 2nd fatal accident on this ride here in 3 years- 4 fatalities total at Playland in as many years- according to the Associated Press article.
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U.S. Border Fence Is In Mexico

It is reported that a length of "1.5-miles" of fence/barrier meant to keep illegal immigrants in vehicles (busses-trucks- etc.) out was actually built on the wrong side of the border in Mexico- and it's going to cost American taxpayers "$3-million" to make thing right.
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Past Three Months Deadliest In Iraq War

According to the AP- the past 3 months have been the deadliest for the American military since the Iraq bungle began what seems like 10 years ago.

In a related note- desertions of American soldiers are on the rise and the military reports they're not doing that much to find the deserters (sorry I can't find the AP link to this so trust me) .

And the dance band on the Titanic plays on ....
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KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: General Flood Warning Continues For South Half Of MetroRegion

The latest statement from the NWS office at Pleasant Hill:


...FLOOD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR:

LINN- MIAMI AND JOHNSON COUNTIES IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS...

SALINE AND PETTIS COUNTIES IN CENTRAL MISSOURI- LAFAYETTE- JACKSON- JOHNSON- CASS- HENRY AND BATES COUNTIES IN WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI UNTIL 930 AM CDT
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AT 1228 AM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED AN AREA OF RAIN HAS MOVED TO AREAS SOUTH OF A LINE FROM PAOLA TO HARRISONVILLE TO CLINTON WITH SMALL POCKETS OF VERY HEAVY RAIN FROM BUTLER EAST TO CLINTON. THE RAIN WILL CONTINUE TO SPREAD SLOWLY NORTH THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH RAIN- HEAVY AT TIMES.

ADDITIONAL RAINFALL AMOUNTS THROUGH 6 AM ARE EXPECTED TO RANGE FROM ONE HALF TO ONE INCH WITH LOCAL AMOUNTS TO AROUND 2 INCHES. THE HEAVIEST RAINFALL IS EXPECTED TO FALL SOUTH OF A LINE FROM PAOLA TO HARRISONVILLE TO WARRENSBURG TO SEDALIA.

LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS REPORT THAT FLOODING CONTINUES FROM THE PREVIOUS HEAVY RAINFALL WITH MANY ROADS CLOSED DUE TO HIGH WATER. THE ADDITIONAL HEAVY RAINFALL WILL ONLY SERVE TO MAKE CONDITIONS WORSE WITH ADDITIONAL ROADS LIKELY TO EXPERIENCE FLOODING.

HEAVY RAIN CONTINUES TO FALL ACROSS THE WARNED AREA. RUNOFF FROM THIS EXCESSIVE RAINFALL WILL CAUSE FLOODING TO OCCUR. SOME LOCATIONS THAT WILL EXPERIENCE FLOODING INCLUDE: ADRIAN- BELTON- BLUE SPRINGS- BUCKNER- BUTLER- CLINTON- CONCORDIA- COURTNEY- DE SOTO- EDGERTON- FAIRWAY- GARDEN CITY- GARDNER- GRAIN VALLEY AND GRANDVIEW.

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Friday, June 29, 2007

KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: High Water Advisory In Southeastern Johnson County Kansas

A moderate to heavy rainshower has been virtually sitting over the Stanley-Stillwell areas of southern Overland Park-KS for the past hour.

One rain gauge in the OP-KS 'StormWatch' network of real-time reading rain gauges-U.S. 69 at the Big Blue River- indicated one inch of rain has fallen in the past hour.

Waterways affected will be Negro and Camp Branch Creeks and the upper reaches of the Big Blue River.

BULLETIN: NWS JUST ISSUED FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR JACKSON COUNTY MO AND JOHNSON COUNTY KANSAS AT 0432 CDT.
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KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: Flood Warnings On MetroRegion Streams and Rivers

As of 4 am Friday- 29 June 2007- the following streams and rivers have flood warnings according to the National Weather Service (NWS) office in Pleasant Hill-MO..

Warnings listed according to present forecast severity of flood:


THE BIG CREEK AT BLAIRSTOWN UNTIL SATURDAY AFTERNOON ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 10:00 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 23.8 FEET
* MODERATE FLOODING IS OCCURRING AND MODERATE FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 20.0 FEET
* FORECAST...THE RIVER WILL CONTINUE RISING TO NEAR 24.5 FEET BY EARLY FRIDAY MORNING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE FRIDAY AFTERNOON.


THE SOUTH GRAND RIVER AT URICH
* UNTIL LATE SUNDAY NIGHT ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 7:00 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 27.2 FEET
* MODERATE FLOODING IS OCCURRING AND MODERATE FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 24.0 FEET
* FORECAST...THE RIVER WILL CONTINUE RISING TO NEAR 28.0 FEET BY
FRIDAY MORNING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE EARLY SUNDAY MORNING.
* AT 28.0 FEET...K HIGHWAY IS UNDER WATER...APPROXIMATELY 1 MILE SOUTH OF URICH. IN ADDITION...MANY OTHER ROADS ALONG THE RIVER ARE FLOODED.
* AT 24.0 FEET...LOW-LYING PASTURE...CROPLAND...AND SECONDARY ROADS WITHIN 0.5 TO 1.5 MILES OF THE RIVER FLOOD.


THE MARAIS DES CYGNES RIVER NEAR TRADING POST
* UNTIL MONDAY MORNING ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 9:00 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 23.5 FEET
* MODERATE FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 25.0 FEET
* FORECAST...RISE ABOVE FLOOD STAGE BY FRIDAY MORNING AND CONTINUE TO RISE TO NEAR 28.0 FEET BY SATURDAY MORNING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE BY LATE SUNDAY MORNING.
* AT 27.0 FEET...STATE LINE ROAD BEGINS TO FLOOD.
* AT 25.0 FEET...FLOODING OF LOW-LYING FARMLAND OCCURS.


THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR THE BLACKWATER RIVER NEAR BLUE LICK
* FROM THIS EVENING TO LATE SUNDAY NIGHT ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 9:45 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 24.9 FEET
* MINOR FLOODING IS OCCURRING AND MINOR FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 24.0 FEET
* FORECAST...THE RIVER WILL CONTINUE RISING TO NEAR 26.5 FEET BY
FRIDAY EVENING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE EARLY SUNDAY MORNING.
* AT 24.0 FEET...CROPLAND AND PASTURES ALONG THE RIVER FLOOD.


...FLOOD WARNING EXTENDED UNTIL SUNDAY AFTERNOON...THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR
THE MARAIS DES CYGNES RIVER AT OSAWATOMIE
* UNTIL SUNDAY AFTERNOON ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 6:45 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 28.1 FEET
* MINOR FLOODING IS OCCURRING AND MINOR FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 28.0 FEET
* FORECAST...THE RIVER WILL CONTINUE RISING TO NEAR 30.1 FEET BY
FRIDAY MORNING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE EARLY SATURDAY AFTERNOON.
* AT 28.0 FEET...LOW-LYING AREAS ALONG THE RIVER BEGIN TO FLOOD.


...FLOOD WARNING EXTENDED UNTIL LATE SUNDAY NIGHT...THE FLOOD WARNING CONTINUES FOR
THE MARAIS DES CYGNES RIVER AT LA CYGNE
* UNTIL LATE SUNDAY NIGHT ...OR UNTIL THE WARNING IS CANCELLED.
* AT 9:15 PM THURSDAY THE STAGE WAS 26.1 FEET
* MINOR FLOODING IS OCCURRING AND MINOR FLOODING IS FORECAST.
* FLOOD STAGE IS 25.0 FEET
* FORECAST...THE RIVER WILL CONTINUE RISING TO NEAR 27.7 FEET BY FRIDAY EVENING. THE RIVER WILL FALL BELOW FLOOD STAGE EARLY SUNDAY MORNING.
* AT 25.0 FEET...LOW-LYING FARMLAND AND OTHER RURAL LAND FLOODS.
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KANSAS CITY'S WEATHER: Flash-Flood Warnings Issued For Southern- Eastern MetroRegion Counties


The weather system that continues to plague Texas and Oklahoma with deadly and damaging flooding has spread it's tentacles into the Kansas City MetroRegion.

Southeastern through southwestern portions of the MetroRegion have received up to 6-inches of rain over the past 24-hours with more rain moving back north (see radar image below) into these same areas this Friday morning.

Here is a NWS flash-flood warning issued by the Pleasant Hill office:


FLASH FLOOD WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE KANSAS CITY/PLEASANT HILL MO
315 AM CDT FRI JUN 29 2007

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN PLEASANT HILL HAS ISSUED A

* FLASH FLOOD WARNING FOR...
BATES COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI
CASS COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI
HENRY COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI
JOHNSON COUNTY IN WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI
LINN COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL KANSAS

* UNTIL 930 AM CDT

* AT 315 AM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED AN AREA OF HEAVY RAINFALL ACROSS THE WARNED AREA. RADAR ESTIMATES THAT ONE HALF TO ONE INCH OF RAIN HAS FALLEN ACROSS THE WARNED AREA. AN ADDITIONAL INCH OF RAIN IS LIKELY BY 7 AM. THE HEAVY RAINFALL ON ALREADY SATURATED SOIL WILL CAUSE FLASH FLOODING.

BE ESPECIALLY CAUTIOUS AT NIGHT WHEN IT IS HARDER TO RECOGNIZE THE DANGERS OF FLOODING. IF FLASH FLOODING IS OBSERVED ACT QUICKLY. DO NOT ENTER THE WATER. TURN AROUND AND MOVE UP TO HIGHER GROUND TO ESCAPE FLOOD WATERS. DO NOT STAY IN AREAS SUBJECT TO FLOODING WHEN WATER BEGINS RISING.

Here is the present weather radar picture of the Kansas City MetroRegion (Click On Image To Enlarge)



Here is the radar-indicated rain that has fallen since midnight Thursday morning.

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Thursday, June 28, 2007

The 'Duh' Files: One-Third Of Teens Online Claim Harassment

This is said by some mouthpiece and/or report from something I never heard of- the "Pew Internet and American Life Project."

Pew says that most of the "one-third" victims are females.

Your ever-versatile Captain Spaulding spent too many years in Internet chat rooms- even as a moderator or "op" in a popular peer to peer "music-sharing" program's chatroom.

To make a short story long- I think Pew's study stinks.

If you are in public forums or chatrooms- it's more like nine-tenths suffer slings and arrows- unless you are a lurker. "Father Mulcahy" sure could tell you some stories!
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Baghdad Car Bomb Kills At Least 20 - "60" Other Iraqis "Found Dead Around The Country


The military also said they offed "a senior al-Quada leader."

Sorry folks- it wasn't Osama Bin Laden- who continues to run free nearly 6 years after his masterminded plot killed more than 3000 people in New York and D.C. in 2001.
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Senate Subpoenas White House- Cheney

Why the nerve of the Senate!

The White House- Messrs. Bush and Cheney- don't have to answer to the American people- much less a bunch of wealthy- non drug-tested lawmakers.

Still- the Senate is at least making feeble- sheep-like noises to this Administration over their unconstitutional wiretapping of American citizens- to as much effectiveness I'm sure as their promise to get us the hell out of Bush's Folly.
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Austin-TX Area Flood Video Site

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Tornado Strikes Monroe LA With Confirmed Injuries

The tornado struck around noon on Easter Sunday. There is considerable damage repo rted in that northeastern Louisiana city of around 5000...